Parade Magazine’s July 17th edition had a note stating First Lady Michelle Obama once said celeb cook Paula Deen would entertain at the White House if her husband was elected President.
This has not happened yet…but Paula already has hot wings lined up on her fantasy menu because she claims to know President Obama “loves” them.
Unfortunately (and especially unfortunate for Paula)…whenever I read, hear or see her now I immediately flash back to a Thanksgiving reality a couple of years ago when she was helping the homeless. Her heart was in the right place. Her face was not.
Alas, the hams were designed to only go in one direction but when Paula got a tad carried away and tossed one…someone yelled “back at ya” and fired a facial fastball.
Unfortunate also is the second thing I think of when I hear Paula’s name…
If this White House gig does come to pass, I just hope there are no food fights or stick swinging. Nonetheless, everything seems to happen in threes.
Stay alert, Secret Service. Face the possibilities.