Paula Deen, White House Cook? Face The Possibilities

Parade Magazine’s July 17th edition had a note stating First Lady Michelle Obama once said celeb cook Paula Deen would entertain at the White House if her husband was elected President.

This has not happened yet…but Paula already has hot wings lined up on her fantasy menu because she claims to know President Obama “loves” them.

Unfortunately (and especially unfortunate for Paula)…whenever I read, hear or see her now I immediately flash back to a Thanksgiving reality a couple of years ago when she was helping the homeless.  Her heart was in the right place.  Her face was not.

Alas, the hams were designed to only go in one direction but when Paula got a tad carried away and tossed one…someone yelled “back at ya” and fired a facial fastball.

Unfortunate also is the second thing I think of when I hear Paula’s name…

If this White House gig does come to pass, I just hope there are no food fights or stick swinging.  Nonetheless, everything seems to happen in threes.

Stay alert, Secret Service.  Face the possibilities.


About sportsattitudes

I'm Bruce. Born, raised and still outside the City of Brotherly Love. Managed (so far) to visit a dozen of our United States and Canada (twice). Addicted from birth to Television/Movies/Sports. Took three years of French and got credit for two of 'em.
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2 Responses to Paula Deen, White House Cook? Face The Possibilities

  1. Tipsy Lucy says:

    OMgawd, Kathy is so funny! I hadn’t seen that one! Bwahahahaha! Oh, whew! Thanks for the morning laughs. Yes, Secret Service should be on high alert!


  2. K. Griffin doing the New Year’s Eve thing on CNN with Anderson Cooper has been great the last couple of years. I hope they do it every New Year’s Eve!


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