Have you seen the commercial for Dairy Queen’s new Triple Chocoholic Blizzard Treat?
A guy beats on a pinata and Mary Lou Retton pops out.
For the record Dairy Queen’s own Nutritional Calculator puts a Large order of one of these fully loaded gold-medal delights at 1,390 calories. That equates out to 210% of your saturated fat requirements for the day.
Mary Lou Retton wasn’t even allowed to ride on the same street as a Dairy Queen back in her Olympic days.
I guess she’s decided to make up for lost time starving herself all in one shot…sounds gym-dandy to me.